Backchannel [031] "Ships At A Distance Have Every Man's Wish On Board."

Greetings from my shed...

On this day 25 years ago I was sat in a Spanish jail. 

I'll explain how I got there in a passage from my travel journal below.

This is a long email.  Not the longest but longer than normal.  If you are new here, welcome. Yes that photo was taken a few seconds ago. Yes I am sat in my shed.  And this is an email you can reply too.  

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